we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I had to cum in my sink.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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