Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Randomize
