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go home
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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