on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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