I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
