so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
