ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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