im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You're so nebulous sometimes
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
