he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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