Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You made out with two different species that night
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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