It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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