I want to walk on stilts...naked
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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