When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm really busy with my period
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