Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Is Oprah even human
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
