well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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