Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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