one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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