didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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