I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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