I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Your cock deserves a montage
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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