2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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