white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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