The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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