i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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