hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
