doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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