Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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