So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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