So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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