Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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