You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I pour the whiskey from now on
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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