Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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