I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
PANTIES FOUND
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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