People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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