At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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