I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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