That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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