I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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