Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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