it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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