Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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