I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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