Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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