no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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