That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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