I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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