Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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