around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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