There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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