This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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