I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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