She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
